04/13/2003
This is a review of cocodancer.diaryland.com (now requires password).
Content - 9/75pts.
[-]Execution - 0/45pts. Your second entry was titled "Boring... Don't Read." I wish I'd taken the advice.
This is so pointless. (You had so many pointless entries that even the period was a link.)
This is my favorite entry. Maybe you should give up Diaryland. That'd give you LOTS more free time!
I don't know what the hell Valerie was thinking.
Oh. You're twelve. I hate twelve-year-olds, and you don't make me want to stop.
I didn't go to parties like this when I was twelve. Heck, I don't even go to parties like that now. Kids grow up so fast now. And they all keep diaries.
And we can all do without those diaries.
I have little to say because there is nothing else to say.
[-]Grammar/Mechanics - 9/10pts. It's "since." You misspell that word several times, like you did here. Your grammar is mostly correct. Good job.
[-]Readability - 0/10pts. Because of this entry, you get zero points for readability. How dare you think that I would deign to read anything that uses more than the necessary number of z's?
Did that hurt your feelings? I can justify giving you a zero even MORE (does this mean you get negative Readability points?) because on this page, you wrote about Halloween, Alex, grades, dance, sinus infection, duet, LOL, party, mom, sick, and how uneventful your weekend was.
Jeez, hamster girl, take a breath.
[-]Style - 0/10pts. I loathe the way you write. Cram your hands down a food processor. Read something.
Okay, fine. You're twelve. What's that? Seventh grade? Seventh graders shouldn't have websites. Seventh graders should be outside playing with marbles or something.
While you may write well enough to be a nice little seventh grader, you do not write well enough to please me. Come back in about ten years. Or, better yet, twenty years. No one under thirty knows how to write coherently.
Layout - 8/10pts.
[-]Aesthetics - 4/5pts. Ugh - Tagboard, "blinkies," and weather pixie. Everything else is fine.
[-]Navigability/Legibility - 4/5pts. I don't like that practice of putting the archives in the navigation bar of archived pages instead of in the main text of the page. It's always a little bit confusing, and navigation should be obvious, with no thought involved.
Contact - 5/5pts.
Updates - 1/5pts. Three or four entries a month is not good.
Errors - 2/5pts. NONE of the images worked on this page. Just delete the page already.
Not surprisingly, you're too daft to figure out how to make your poetry line up properly. (Use the br tag instead of the p tag. Don't understand? Go learn HTML.)
This shouldn't exist, I think.
And you know that your stupid blinkies on your pages make that message about needing a password pop up on every entry beginning with this one and traversing back in history.
Total - 25/100pts. Even if your diary is bad, at least you can dance, which is more than I can say for some people. GBM Owner, I'm lookin' at you. (Mirror?)
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